Rap God

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에미넴의 랩스킬을 제대로 보여준 곡,

헬조선 힙찔이들 학살하는 노래

투팍vs에미넴 , 비기vs에미넴하면서 에미넴이 투팍,비기 이긴다고 주장할 때 가장 많이 언급되는 곡

사실은 쇼미충들이 외힙입문할 때 듣는 곡이라고 한다

에미넴에게 퇴물이라고 한 새-끼들의 아가리를 닥치게 만든 갓띵곡이다.

특히 4분 25초부터 42초까지의 속사포랩은 듣는 이들의 팬티를 축축하게 만들었다.

아, 쌈마람마둠마람마유베써머나미기믈와라기라두리기리두리기를써버히믄니네비믄피르미누러버써더애니씽잊....

시발 한글로 받아적지도 못하겠네

완곡할수 있다면 영겁의 아다를 뗄수 있을지도 모른다. ㄴ 플로우식은 더블링 없이 끝까지 다 불렀다 물론 원곡은 넘사벽 다만 애초에 둠조센 놈들은 이런 곡이랑은..... 니들이 좋아하는 냉탕에 상어나 불러라.

가사

누가 번역좀 해줘라 영알못들 보면 못알아 먹지 않냐

번역본은 여기서 보면 됨

[Intro:]

Look, I was gonna go easy on you not to hurt your feeling 자자, 원래 너한테 살살 하면서, 기분 안 나쁘게 하려고 했어

But I'm only going to get this one chance 하지만 기회는 딱 이번 한 번 뿐일거란 말야

(Six minutes, six minutes)

Something's wrong, I can feel it 뭔가 잘못됐어, 느껴져

(Six minutes, six minutes, Slim Shady, you're on) (6분이다, Slim Shady, 시작해)

Just a feeling I've got 그냥 느껴지는 건데,

Like something's about to happen 뭔가 일어날 거 같은데,

But I don't know what 그게 뭔지는 모르겠어

If that means, what I think it means, we're in trouble 만약 그게 내가 생각하는 그걸 의미한다면, 문제가 생긴 거야

Big trouble. And if he is as bananas as you say 큰 문제 만약 그가 니가 말하는 것처럼 미친 놈이라면

I'm not taking any chances 괜히 위험 감수 안 할래

You were just what the doctor ordered 넌 딱 '닥터'가 주문했던 그대로구나

[Chorus:]

I'm beginning to feel like a Rap God, Rap God

All my people from the front to the back nod, back nod

Now who thinks their arms are long enough to slap box, slap box?

They said I rap like a robot, so call me rap-bot

[Verse 1:]

But for me to rap like a computer must be in my genes 하지만 컴퓨터처럼 랩하게 된 건 아마도 유전자 (genes)/청바지 (jeans) 탓이겠지

I got a laptop in my back pocket 뒷주머니에 노트북을 넣어놨거든

My pen'll go off when I half-cock it 반만 장전해도 내 펜은 발사돼

Got a fat knot from that rap profit 랩으로 얻은 돈뭉치가 꽤나 빵빵해

Made a living and a killing off it 그걸로 먹고 살고 죽여보기도 했지

Ever since Bill Clinton was still in office 빌 클린턴이 집무실에서 르윈스키랑

With Monica Lewinski feeling on his nutsack 그놈의 거시기 느낌을 즐기고 있을 때부터 말야

I'm an MC still as honest 난 여전히 솔직한

But as rude and as indecent as all hell 허나 존나게 무례하고 지저분한 MC

Syllables, skill-a-holic (Kill 'em all with) 음절들, 살인광 (다 죽여버릴게)

This flippity, dippity-hippity hip-hop 이 깔끔한, gibbedy, hibbedy 힙합으로

You don't really wanna get into a pissing match 이 랩하고 말싸움 붙는 건

With this rappity-rap 절대 니가 원치 않을 일

Packing a mack in the back of the Ac Acura 뒤쪽에 장총을 싣네

backpack rap, crap, yap-yap, yackety-yack 백팩 랩, yep, yackidy-yac

and at the exact same time 그리고 정확히 동시에

I attempt these lyrical acrobat stunts while I'm practicing that 그걸 연습하면서 가사적으로 곡예 스턴트를 시도해

I'll still be able to break a motherfuckin' table 여전히 게이 새끼들 두어명 등 뒤로

Over the back of a couple of faggots and crack it in half 테이블을 날려 반으로 쪼갤 수 있을거야

Only realized it was ironic 방금에야 깨달았지, 아이러니하게도

I was signed to Aftermath after the fact 난 Aftermath랑 계약을 맺었단 걸, 사실

How could I not blow? All I do is drop 어떻게 내가 blow (뜨다/터지다) 못 했겠어? 항상 F-bomb을 떨어뜨렸잖아

Feel my wrath of attack 분노의 공격을 느껴봐

Rappers are having a rough time period 래퍼들은 꽤나 힘든 period (시기/생리)를 보내고 있어

Here's a Maxi-Pad 여기 생리대야

It's actually disastrously bad for the wack 사실 머저리들에겐 재앙이랄만큼 나쁜 일

For the wack while I'm masterfully constructing this masterpiece yeah 나는 그동안 능숙하게도 이 걸작을 만들어내

[Chorus:]

'Cause I'm beginning to feel like a Rap God, Rap God

All my people from the front to the back nod, back nod

Now who thinks their arms are long enough to slap box, slap box?

Let me show you maintaining this shit ain't that hard, that hard

[Verse 2:]

Everybody want the key and the secret to rap

Immortality like I have got

Well, to be truthful the blueprint's

Simply rage and youthful exuberance

Everybody loves to root for a nuisance

Hit the earth like an asteroid

and did nothing but shoot for the moon since (PPEEYOOM)

MC's get taken to school with this music

'Cause I use it as a vehicle to 'bus the rhyme'

Now I lead a New School full of students

Me? Me, I'm a product of Rakim

Lakim Shabazz, 2Pac, N-W-A., Cube, hey, Doc, Ren

Yella, Eazy, thank you, they got Slim

Inspired enough to one day grow up

Blow up and being in a position

To meet Run-D.M.C. and induct them

Into the motherfuckin' Rock n'

Roll Hall of Fame even though I walk in the church

And burst in a ball of flames

Only Hall of Fame I'll be inducted in is the alcohol of fame

On the wall of shame

You fags think it's all a game

'Til I walk a flock of flames

Off a plank and

Tell me what in the fuck are you thinking?

Little gay looking boy

So gay I can barely say it with a 'straight' face looking boy

You're witnessing a mass-occur like you're watching a church gathering

And take place looking boy

Oy vey, that boy's gay

That's all they say looking boy

You get a thumbs up, pat on the back

And a "way to go" from your label every day looking boy

Hey, looking boy, what d'you say looking boy?

I get a "hell yeah" from Dre looking boy

I'mma work for everything I have

Never asked nobody for shit

Git out my face looking boy

Basically boy you're never gonna be capable

of keeping up with the same pace looking boy, 'cause

[Chorus:]

I'm beginning to feel like a Rap God, Rap God

All my people from the front to the back nod, back nod

The way I'm racing around the track, call me Nascar, Nascar

Dale Earnhardt of the trailer park, the White Trash God

Kneel before General Zod this planet's Krypton, no Asgard, Asgard

[Verse 3:]

So you'll be Thor and I'll be Odin

You rodent, I'm omnipotent

Let off then I'm reloading

Immediately with these bombs I'm totin'

And I should not be woken

I'm the walking dead But I'm just a talking head, a zombie floating

But I got your mom deep throating

I'm out my Ramen Noodle

We have nothing in common, poodle

I'm a Doberman, pinch yourself

In the arm and pay homage, pupil

It's me

My honesty's brutal

But it's honestly futile if I don't utilize

What I do though for good

At least once in a while so I wanna make sure

Somewhere in this chicken scratch I scribble and doodle

Enough rhymes to

Maybe try to help get some people through tough times

But I gotta keep a few punchlines Just in case 'cause even you unsigned

Rappers are hungry looking at me like it's lunchtime

I know there was a time where once I

Was king of the underground

But I still rap like I'm on my Pharoahe Monch grind

So I crunch rhymes

But sometimes when you combine

Appeal with the skin color of mine

You get too big and here they come trying to

Censor you like that one line I said

On "I'm Back" from the Mathers LP

One when I tried to say I'll take seven kids from Columbine

Put 'em all in a line

Add an AK-47, a revolver and a nine

See if I get away with it now

That I ain't as big as I was, but I'm

Morphin' into an immortal coming through the portal

You're stuck in a time warp from two thousand four though

And I don't know what the fuck that you rhyme for

You're pointless as Rapunzel

With fucking cornrows

You write normal, fuck being normal

And I just bought a new ray gun from the future

Just to come and shoot ya

Like when Fabulous made Ray J mad

'Cause Fab said he looked like a fag

At Mayweather's pad singin' to a man

While he play piano

Man, oh man, that was the 24/7 special

On the cable channel

So Ray J went straight to radio station the very next day

"Hey, Fab, I'mma kill you"

Lyrics coming at you at supersonic speed, (JJ Fad)

Uh, summa lumma dooma lumma you assuming I'm a human

What I gotta do to get it through to you I'm superhuman

Innovative and I'm made of rubber, so that anything you say is

Ricochet in off a me and it'll glue to you

And I'm devastating more than ever demonstrating

How to give a motherfuckin' audience a feeling like it's levitating

Never fading, and I know that haters are forever waiting

For the day that they can say I fell off, they'll be celebrating

'Cause I know the way to get 'em motivated

I make elevating music

You make elevator music

"Oh, he's too mainstream."

Well, that's what they do

When they get jealous, they confuse it

"It's not hip hop, it's pop."

'Cause I found a hella way to fuse it

With rock, shock rap with Doc

Throw on "Lose Yourself" and make 'em lose it

I don't know how to make songs like that

I don't know what words to use

Let me know when it occurs to you

While I'm ripping any one of these verses that versus you

It's curtains, I'm inadvertently hurtin' you

How many verses I gotta murder to

Prove that if you were half as nice,

your songs you could sacrifice virgins to

Unghh, school flunky, pill junky

But look at the accolades these skills brung me

Full of myself, but still hungry

I bully myself 'cause I make me do what I put my mind to

When I'm a million leagues above you

Ill when I speak in tongues

But it's still tongue-and-cheek, fuck you

I'm drunk so Satan take the fucking wheel

I'm asleep in the front seat

Bumping Heavy D and the Boys

"Still chunky, but funky"

But in my head there's something

I can feel tugging and struggling

Angels fight with devils and

Here's what they want from me

They're asking me to eliminate some of the women hate

But if you take into consideration the bitter hatred I had

Then you may be a little patient and more sympathetic to the situation

And understand the discrimination

But fuck it

Life's handing you lemons

Make lemonade then

But if I can't batter the women

How the fuck am I supposed to bake them a cake then?

Don't mistake him for Satan

It's a fatal mistake if you think I need to be overseas

And take a vacation to trip a broad

And make her fall on her face and

Don't be a retard, be a king?

Think not

Why be a king when you can be a God?