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| '''T'''ube Launched '''O'''ptically Tracked '''W'''ire Guided Missile such as the Vigilant. Entered service around the time muskets went out of fashion. Eight tubes can be carried by the [[슈퍼링스|Lynx helicopter]].
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| When the missile is launched, it is attached to the missile launcher tube by two bits of copper wire. This requires the dashing Aircraft commander to sit, unmasked for a large quantity of time until the missile either goes 'rogue' or falls just in front of the enemy armour/collection of boxes. The guidance system consists of parts thrown away by Sinclair when they made the ZX81 personal computer. This makes it as effective against modern armour as small boy with asthma using a catapult against a fully grown Frisian Bull. It can be jammed by cutting the wires in flight or telling the aircraft commander his flying pay has been reduced.
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| After a live firing range day, many aircrew can be seen wandering from the firing point to the target area (or mainly the areas where the missile went 'rogue') collecting all the copper wire up. This can be in excess of three kilometres of wire (x2). Another technique for collecting the wire is to fly a Lynx down range and allow it to collect it in the tail or main rotor. This may well be a quicker method but will attract the attention of the RQHI and the BATS (REME Aircraft technicians).
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| Ethiopia, Madagascar, The Congo, Fiji and Tonga phased this weapon out in the mid 70's in favour of more modern systems. The MoD bought all their redundant missiles on the cheap on a special ebay 'two for the price of one' promo.
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| The yanks LOVE this weapon system. Really. I once saw a Gunnery Master Chief trying to insert one into himself whilst wearing a Japanese Schoolgirl's soiled pants on his face, he loved it that much. The reason the yanks like it is because it's simple, big and does lots of damage even if it misses what it's aimed at - a bit like the spams themselves really.
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| Was the best solution to the cunning Iraqi anti-anti-armour-missile plan. We have spent a great deal of money developing £200k Overhead Top Attack guided weapons to take out £50k [[T-72]]s, but if a tank hides under a motorway bridge, or a tree, or a child's climbing frame, they can't do the overhead top attack thing. ITOW can, cos it flies straight and goes bang when it touches something. The reason we don't like it so much is because our missiles were invented by riflemen before the battle of Salamanca and because we put it on a platform that was procured purely because it can do loopy loops at air shows. It doesn't help that the A/C commander is too busy smelling the pretty barmaid's juices on his fingers to guide the missile in properly and the AT who's supposed to be watching how the thing flies is too busy keeping warm, eating burgers and talking sh1t in range control.
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| ==제대로된 요약==
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| 야이 시발 스피드왜건이 영어를 하잖아?
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| 애초에 스피드 왜건은 런던에 사는 외국인이니까
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| Thank You Mr.Speedwagon!!
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| 1970년대부터 배치된 유선유도 대전차 미사일이다.
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| TOW는 Tube launched, Optically tracked, Wire guided의 약자이다.
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| 말 그대로 튜브형 발사대에서 튱 쏘고 그걸 눈으로 보고 추적하면서 달린 선을 통해서 조작하는 미사일이다.
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| 오락하듯이 요리조리 날아가는 방향을 조절할 수 있지만, 빠이야 앤 뽀겟이 아니므로 사람이 계에속 조준을 하고 있어야 한다. 즉, 좆같이 쏘자마자 걸려가지고 반격을 당하면 재수가 좋으면 탄이 안맞고, 재수가 없으면 쏜새끼, 혹은 새끼들만 뒤지는 무기다.
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| 훈련할 때 보면 조준 후 쏘고 맞을 때 까지 숨을 참아야 된다. 무슨 강호에서 귀식대법 하는것도 아니고 시이발... 발사도 당연히 조용하게 되는게 아니니까 전차 혼자 덩그러니 있는게 아니라면 사실상 쏘자마자 들키게 된다. 이런걸 왜 쓰는거야.
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| [[분류:밀리터리]]
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